101 Uses for a Chair

We went to see a play at the Salt Museum in London Road last night..it was a group of 6 actors from Canada ,touring as part of the Rural Touring  Network...they used minimal props and only had a chair and piece of material each, which they used very inventively... It was a play without many laughs and I must admit to getting a little distracted..so I decided to write down the various uses  of the chair and cloth as the play went on.
I also mis-heard a joke...it was meant to be "Cold enough to freeze a fart".