101 Uses for a Plastic Bag

The man in The Works kindly fashioned me a carrying handle for the plastic bag with another plastic bag, and very useful it was too.

101 Uses for a Screwdriver

Holding up a sun umbrella.

101 Uses for a tray catch

Holding your free drinks voucher.

101 Uses for a paperback book

Seen in a flea market in Brighton last weekend ...a whole wobbily table of glassware all reliant on a paper book book by a wobbily comedian.

101 Uses for an Umbrella

The umbrella . it turns out, is very useful to try and deflect the flying objects which were launched at the Prime Minister of Serbia, Aleksander Vucic, when he attended the anniversary of the Srebrenica Massacre today.

101 Uses for a plastic crate

As seen at the Kelsall steam rally last weekend..how to raise the roof.

101 Uses for a Chair

We went to see a play at the Salt Museum in London Road last night..it was a group of 6 actors from Canada ,touring as part of the Rural Touring  Network...they used minimal props and only had a chair and piece of material each, which they used very inventively... It was a play without many laughs and I must admit to getting a little distracted..so I decided to write down the various uses  of the chair and cloth as the play went on.
I also mis-heard a joke...it was meant to be "Cold enough to freeze a fart".